Who slipped Catherine Zeta Jones a mickey last night?

15 Jan

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What was that? Just in her own little world right there. Sweetheart, you haven’t done shit in years. Hell, even Jodie Foster’s getting lifetime achievement awards at this point, you gotta get your shit back together. Either get back to doing T-Mobile commercials or go back to changing Michael Douglas’ diaper. Yeah you got a night out on the town, but that doesn’t mean you gotta get wasted and try to sing because you can? Put the bottle of Moet down and read the teleprompter. No need to do your best drunk girl.

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