If you’re not watching Joe Schmo this season, you’re the idiot.

10 Jan

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Like the Winter Olympics, every few years a friend or the guide feature on your cable provider reminds you that Joe Schmo is back. This will be the third season, will feature Chase Rogan, a 28 year old business owner from Pittsburgh, PA. Ironically, every Joe Schmo featured has been from Pittsburgh, PA. Having lived there previously, I can attest to the bubble that these Yinzers live in which consists of the Steelers, Crosby’s jock strap and Primanti Brother’s sandwiches. West Pennsylvania obliviousness aside, I am a huge fan of Joe Schmo and I feel like even the X-games might have more of a following than this show which makes no sense. Do you not remember this guy from the first season?

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Way ahead of its time, like Arrested Development. Did you know that Kristen Wiig was actually in the first season of Joe Schmo? Of course you didn’t.

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Well this season is already off to its start which features back to back episodes every week, a double dose of Schmo. The premise this season is that a world famous bounty hunter and his trophy wife will hire one of the contestants as a bounty hunter as well as having a $100,000 prize at stake.

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Not sold yet? Okay, let’s have Lorenzo Lamas as one of the cast members playing himself. No joke, he is playing himself as a contestant and the tremendous dick that you already thought he was.

Hell, they even have local Officer Smy from Super Troopers involved

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His cover almost gets blown in the first episode, but this jamoke they got from Pitt is so timid he didn’t have a clue. Even saw the dude during casting and still didn’t know what was up. Had to call Officer Smy (Michael Weaver) out over almost ruining my favorite reality show:

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Anyways, the show just started and like the World Cup, I encourage you to get behind it and feign interest for a few weeks because there’s nothing more American than fucking with someone.

P.S. Did I mention one of the cast members is supposed to be deaf and has a fake interpreter? Comedy gold.

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